Freeway of the Palins

that wasn't no dove darlin', just a...white pigeon.

Workin' 9 to 5

I've had it with part-time employees. If I've ever worked part-time it's because...oh no, I've said to much, I've said enough.

Associate of Farts

took 16 years, but I'm finally...half way. Not very exciting to you maybe, but it's nice to have a little diploma anyway.