Tuesday, May 27, 2014

This is for/inspired by The Pizza Underground: (It's theirs if they want it, I give them permission to change, edit, or use none at all)

:)

Sausage Ray

Chuck and Molly inside
They're looking for another slice
Who're eating with Miss Raygun
Who's busy looking for her bacon
I'm searching for marinara
I said I couldn't eat it sideways
I said I couldn't eat it sideways
Oh, just like Sausage Ray said
Layer it on

Rosey and Miss Raygun
They're busy waiting for barbeque-er
Who just had one from Carolina
She said she didn't like the flavor
They're busy waiting for her neighbor
Who says his meat’s as big as ever
He knows cause he's from Alabama
He wants his pizza to earn a dollar
I'm searching for marinara
I said I couldn't eat it sideways
I couldn't eat it sideways
Oh, just like Sausage Ray said
Pile it on

Fievel's got his own piece
He salts and garlics between three and four
He takes it to the neighbor
Throws it all up on the floor
Oh, you shouldn't do that
Don't you know, you'll stain the carpet?
Now don't you know you'll stain the carpet
And by the way, have you got an olive
Oh, no, man, I haven't got the time time
Too busy eating this hawaiian
She's busy eating this hawaiian
Oh, she does just like Sausage Ray said
I'm searching for marinara
I said I couldn't eat it sideways
Oh, couldn't, couldn't eat it sideways
Oh it, it just, just all over the floor, the floor

Now, who's that knocking
Who's that knocking on my pizza box
Now could it be the delivery
They come to take me for a pie pie
Oh, but I haven't got the dime dime
Hey, hey, hey she's busy putting on oregano
She's too busy putting on oregano
Oh, now, just like Sasuage Ray said
I'm searching for marinara
I couldn't eat it sideways
I couldn't eat it sideways

Oh, just like Sausage Ray said

Thursday, May 15, 2014



Sad panda, man. #pandachow